Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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