and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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