Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You pole danced in your parka.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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