shes about as inviting as chlamydia
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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