Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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