Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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