Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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