Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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