why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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