Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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