i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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