Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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