that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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