quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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