Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I just cut my nipple shaving
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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