She said her name was "party"
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
third nipple confirmed
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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