I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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