I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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