We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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