Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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