I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Randomize
