no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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