Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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