i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
