Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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