the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i think my mom watched the whole time
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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