Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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