these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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