i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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