Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
