so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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