Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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