yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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