wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize
