I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize