You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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