Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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