We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Randomize
