what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
You don't make any sense
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