So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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