I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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