I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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