no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
