its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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