It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Dick very happy bro
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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