I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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