the day after is always just damage control
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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