No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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