Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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