But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I party with great urgency now.
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