I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
We are two peas in an std pod
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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