rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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