Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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