I hate your face
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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