She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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