Grow some girl-balls and come out already
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I touched a dick in church today
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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