Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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