it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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