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  He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...

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• Finally someone with some wit!!

  Submitted by bowfishinlady on Oct 1, 10 at 11:10am

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• He did not jack off on your pillow. Your hot roommate gave him a footjob, then he came on your pillow.

  Submitted by niceman on Oct 7, 10 at 11:07am

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• Ewww. WTF is wrong with ppl??

  Submitted by ViatorLion10 on Oct 1, 10 at 3:18pm

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• It appears you aren't a David Allen Coe fan.

  Submitted by werdh2ofall on Oct 1, 10 at 10:47pm

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• Hahaha brilliant lol

  Submitted by bkerwin on Oct 2, 10 at 12:39pm

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• Hahaha

  Submitted by nyqueens on Oct 1, 10 at 3:48pm

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• First! I always wanted to say that!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 10 at 10:36am

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