She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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