He is such a slut. More and more my type.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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