what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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