So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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