That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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